It sure is boring around here, who would have thought it would take Eusine longer than a single day to traverse the entire region back to Mahogany Town. I think I might challenge Morty soon, just to pass some time. I have also made a few IMPORTANT LIFE DECISIONS in the time I've been here, I'll tell you guys about them later.
But for now, I will continue to rest. Maybe I could Koff Koff to evolve again if we did something rather than doing nothing? Naw, he'll remember how to do it in time.
Catch You Later!
Purple Gitimall, Pokemon Trainer Victorious
P.S: EUSINE I AM VERY, VERY BORED.
Tuesday, July 26, 2011
Thursday, July 7, 2011
Purple, Johto Day 58: The Tale Of Bug Catching!
Hello everybody! So you must be saying to yourself, "Purple! Why did it take you so long to walk from Goldenrod to Mahogany Town?" Well I can assure you it has nothing to do with my rapidly worsening health from eating nothing but Berries and other items plucked off the ground or my inability to navigate the land. What has led me astray for so long then?
Bug Catching Contest! There is one every Tuesday in the National Park that is just outside of Goldenrod and I decided I wanted to enter it! Unfortunately it was Sunday when I got there, so I had to wait (I left my Lifeboy Color on for a few days with my body parked in front of the Guard checking if it was Tuesday yet every few hours).
The contest began with the ides of Tuesday, and I cannot tell you how unprepared I was. I was expecting a Safari Zone-esque setup that would have me capturing Pokemon without the use of my own, but the weird thing was: I could use my own Pokemon! Disorienting!
I had 20 minutes to capture the best bug I could! What constitutes being the best bug, I do not know (Just kidding guys! I totally know! It is based on the Level of the Bug relative to the maximum level available, IV's, Health left after capture, and Rarity (I knew all of this off the top of my head (I did not look it up here. ))).
I looked high! I looked low! I looked all around! Let's just say looking low actually worked best, because as it turns out, most bugs are very small and as a result stay close to the ground. I captured a Caterpie, only to remember that Caterpie was the first Pokemon I ever saw, and with that memory I reflected upon how much I've grown as a person since that day. And then I stomped the life out of the little bug, just like the good old days! I captures a Paras after that and was pretty pleased with myself, or should I say, was pleased until I saw a Scyther! I wanted it! I sent out Paras to do battle with it so I could capture it while it was distracted, but apparently Scythers don't fall for tricks like that because it stabbed my Paras to death and then cut my arm to warn me to back off(I feel like I'm in a movie!). The contest would end in 20 seconds, and I was left without a Bug! What could I do!
DING DONG. YOU'RE BUG CATCHING SAFARI ZONE IS OVER.
I have a plan, act cool.
...
So apparently the Judges knew that I didn't catch Stache in the contest (something about Heracrosses not being available in the park?), and instead awarded the first place to Youngster Samuell who caught a really good Caterpie. Crippling defeat!
And that's how I spent my Tuesday. What? Where was I for the rest of the Wednesday and today? Well, I was battling a stupid Psychic who kept putting my Pokemon to sleep (and possibly myself).
Yup.
Catch You Later!
Purple Gitimall, Pokemon Trainer Victorious
P.S: I get to see Eusine tomorrow! Yay!
Bug Catching Contest! There is one every Tuesday in the National Park that is just outside of Goldenrod and I decided I wanted to enter it! Unfortunately it was Sunday when I got there, so I had to wait (I left my Lifeboy Color on for a few days with my body parked in front of the Guard checking if it was Tuesday yet every few hours).
The contest began with the ides of Tuesday, and I cannot tell you how unprepared I was. I was expecting a Safari Zone-esque setup that would have me capturing Pokemon without the use of my own, but the weird thing was: I could use my own Pokemon! Disorienting!
I had 20 minutes to capture the best bug I could! What constitutes being the best bug, I do not know (Just kidding guys! I totally know! It is based on the Level of the Bug relative to the maximum level available, IV's, Health left after capture, and Rarity (I knew all of this off the top of my head (I did not look it up here. ))).
I looked high! I looked low! I looked all around! Let's just say looking low actually worked best, because as it turns out, most bugs are very small and as a result stay close to the ground. I captured a Caterpie, only to remember that Caterpie was the first Pokemon I ever saw, and with that memory I reflected upon how much I've grown as a person since that day. And then I stomped the life out of the little bug, just like the good old days! I captures a Paras after that and was pretty pleased with myself, or should I say, was pleased until I saw a Scyther! I wanted it! I sent out Paras to do battle with it so I could capture it while it was distracted, but apparently Scythers don't fall for tricks like that because it stabbed my Paras to death and then cut my arm to warn me to back off(I feel like I'm in a movie!). The contest would end in 20 seconds, and I was left without a Bug! What could I do!
DING DONG. YOU'RE BUG CATCHING SAFARI ZONE IS OVER.
I have a plan, act cool.
...
So apparently the Judges knew that I didn't catch Stache in the contest (something about Heracrosses not being available in the park?), and instead awarded the first place to Youngster Samuell who caught a really good Caterpie. Crippling defeat!
And that's how I spent my Tuesday. What? Where was I for the rest of the Wednesday and today? Well, I was battling a stupid Psychic who kept putting my Pokemon to sleep (and possibly myself).
Yup.
Catch You Later!
Purple Gitimall, Pokemon Trainer Victorious
P.S: I get to see Eusine tomorrow! Yay!
Pink Joy, Johto Day 58: Ilex Forest
There.
No, there.
There again.
There and back again.
There.
Gone. The Celebi was gone. The grass/psychic Pokémon (the Pokédex says its genderless, but a girl can tell another girl. Celebi is a girl) had been taunting me during my travels with images of my Uncle Gio stuck in a room with an old man called William Bell in an alternate universe - or that is what I can gather from the images, I might be completely wrong, or I'm on the fringe of the answer but I just can't get the complete answer.
After a time, the Celebi left me alone and I ended up walking right into a man. The man looked desperate and scared, and his eyes darted about at anything and everything around him. After some small talk (as he tried to hit on me but I simply gestured to Chewy and he stopped) he told me he was looking for his Pokémon, Farfetch'd.
With nothing better to do (and to get him to leave me alone), I informed him I would go look for said Pokémon and return some time later with news either way.
Three hours later, I gave up and made camp by a shrine for a time-traveling Pokémon. A pity it didn't tell me the name of the Pokémon it was a shrine to. Ah well. Anyways, I was sleeping rather nicely and dreaming dreams of an Officer Jenny injecting a pink-haired woman with the blood of a fire-type Pokémon, when a noise startled me. I set Chewy to the noise and within seconds, Chewy came back with a dead bird Pokémon in his jaws. The water Pokémon threw the bird onto the fire (I did mention I made a fire I'm sure) and thirty minutes later, we sat down and enjoyed a nice evening meal (its also evening).
While we ate, the man looking for the Farfetch'd found us and he took a place by the fire. I shared some of the meat of the dead bird with him, and he smiled and said it tasted like Combusken (most things do).
It was sometime later when I realized the dead bird was the Farfetch'd. If I was to tell the man, he would follow me, so instead I left, wishing him good luck, adding, 'There's a bit of Farfetch'd in all of us.'
The explosion killed seven people. I was the only one to survive.
Nurse Pink Joy McQueen
No, there.
There again.
There and back again.
There.
Gone. The Celebi was gone. The grass/psychic Pokémon (the Pokédex says its genderless, but a girl can tell another girl. Celebi is a girl) had been taunting me during my travels with images of my Uncle Gio stuck in a room with an old man called William Bell in an alternate universe - or that is what I can gather from the images, I might be completely wrong, or I'm on the fringe of the answer but I just can't get the complete answer.
After a time, the Celebi left me alone and I ended up walking right into a man. The man looked desperate and scared, and his eyes darted about at anything and everything around him. After some small talk (as he tried to hit on me but I simply gestured to Chewy and he stopped) he told me he was looking for his Pokémon, Farfetch'd.
With nothing better to do (and to get him to leave me alone), I informed him I would go look for said Pokémon and return some time later with news either way.
Three hours later, I gave up and made camp by a shrine for a time-traveling Pokémon. A pity it didn't tell me the name of the Pokémon it was a shrine to. Ah well. Anyways, I was sleeping rather nicely and dreaming dreams of an Officer Jenny injecting a pink-haired woman with the blood of a fire-type Pokémon, when a noise startled me. I set Chewy to the noise and within seconds, Chewy came back with a dead bird Pokémon in his jaws. The water Pokémon threw the bird onto the fire (I did mention I made a fire I'm sure) and thirty minutes later, we sat down and enjoyed a nice evening meal (its also evening).
While we ate, the man looking for the Farfetch'd found us and he took a place by the fire. I shared some of the meat of the dead bird with him, and he smiled and said it tasted like Combusken (most things do).
It was sometime later when I realized the dead bird was the Farfetch'd. If I was to tell the man, he would follow me, so instead I left, wishing him good luck, adding, 'There's a bit of Farfetch'd in all of us.'
The explosion killed seven people. I was the only one to survive.
Nurse Pink Joy McQueen
Wednesday, July 6, 2011
Gent Trainer Andrew ♂, Johto Day 57: All The Pretty Internets
Goldenrod continues to rehash and scramble about the broken image of a mirrored silvery image. Burn pylons zigzag ad nauseum throughout the billowing burlap sacks slung and crosshatched to rusty natural hitches created in the metal. Every neon-candied bike lining the linoleum floor has been cleared out to some other warehouse. People are restless about that.
I came to the luminescent shimmering obelisk as a Venonat to carrion. The stark contrast against night offered some warm creeping feeling familiar as a mother’s tit to a suckling newborn. There was no decision. Only the scraping of mechanical gears whooshing through stained aluminum guiders. Grey, grey, and more of the stuff prostrated my vision so violently my eyes blinked fierce. A sign flashes Global Terminal above and the woman inside greets my haggard self all friendly and plastic smiling.
Each panel aligned vertical then backed in pouched bunches of two, and lead to electric worlds performed by text in rigid-step formations. Though I’m unsure of what futuristic devices are at work, it seems that they teleport with haphazardness in my own vision those unloved Pokémon cruise these pathways unabated to another’s group. Dratini, who’s ball has sat unused in my back pocket scaring-up dust particles seemed a good start to the maddening stakes blurring beyond me.
Dratini to Noctowl to Tepig to Kingler to Krookodile to Rotom to Hippowdon has configured through those convoluted derangements to equal out to Porygon-Z. It’s smoothed body and build capture the eye and spirit in a harsh way I can’t help but amuse myself with. The commonality in its being remains abreast my current team.
Wait, what’s this? What is my Nintendo WFC and why has it died? I don’t like this.
Gent Trainer Andrew ♂
Wait, what’s this? What is my Nintendo WFC and why has it died? I don’t like this.
Gent Trainer Andrew ♂
Monday, July 4, 2011
Pink Joy, Johto Day 55: Pokémon Independence Day!
Its the day when Pokémon can be independent, and the day when countless Pokémon are left homeless and abandoned, as most trainers decide to be independent of their Pokémon forever. Fun.
Well, Chewy and I are doing well and the Bellsprout, Supper, was very tasty. After eating, I came across a town where bugs littered the place like maggots on a corpse. Here and there, Spinaraks, Beedrills, Butterfrees, and many more crawled about.
A few days ago, an Officer Jenny had been sent here to investigate an epidemic started by a trainer called Purple Gitimall, who violated a Pokémon Gym Leader. As a result, the Pokémon Gym Leader was not available to verse trainers, so instead, they were handing out badges. That means I have two Johto badges.
But leaving this town was going to be hard, as since the Gym Leader Bugsy had been incapacitated, his bug Pokémon had gone crazy and spread everywhere. People were fighting desperately for their lives against the many Pokémon that devoured all in their path. Luckily, I had a Pokémon who also devoured all in his path, Chewy.
Three hours later, and all the Pokémon were eaten. Chewy evolved into Croconaw as a result.
We're doing really well.
Also, I got a call from my Uncle Gio who told me he was visited by a Pokémon with a blue box. he's currently trapped in time and space and there is only one thing I can do to save him.
I have to go...
BACK TO THE FUTURE!
Well to the future anyways.
I need a way to get to the future, but I don't know how. Does anyone know of a certain Doctor that could help?
Nurse Pink Joy McQueen
Well, Chewy and I are doing well and the Bellsprout, Supper, was very tasty. After eating, I came across a town where bugs littered the place like maggots on a corpse. Here and there, Spinaraks, Beedrills, Butterfrees, and many more crawled about.
A few days ago, an Officer Jenny had been sent here to investigate an epidemic started by a trainer called Purple Gitimall, who violated a Pokémon Gym Leader. As a result, the Pokémon Gym Leader was not available to verse trainers, so instead, they were handing out badges. That means I have two Johto badges.
But leaving this town was going to be hard, as since the Gym Leader Bugsy had been incapacitated, his bug Pokémon had gone crazy and spread everywhere. People were fighting desperately for their lives against the many Pokémon that devoured all in their path. Luckily, I had a Pokémon who also devoured all in his path, Chewy.
Three hours later, and all the Pokémon were eaten. Chewy evolved into Croconaw as a result.
We're doing really well.
Also, I got a call from my Uncle Gio who told me he was visited by a Pokémon with a blue box. he's currently trapped in time and space and there is only one thing I can do to save him.
I have to go...
BACK TO THE FUTURE!
Well to the future anyways.
I need a way to get to the future, but I don't know how. Does anyone know of a certain Doctor that could help?
Nurse Pink Joy McQueen
Sunday, July 3, 2011
Purple, Johto Day 54: The Tale Of How I Organized My Pokemon!
I've decided I needed to organize my Pokemon. So I am going to look through my PC, and figure out who shall be on my team! Whats that? I have a Kangaskhan in the PC! That's awesome! Let me just pull it out-
AHARCEUSFUCKSHITWHATWHYOHMYEUSINEWHYISTHERESOMUCHBLOOD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
I remember now, I gutted this Kangaskhan and left it to rot in my PC. I will get a tattoo reminding me I have a Dying Kangaskhan in the box, so I never have to through that again.
So after talking it out with Koff Koff and the guys, and meeting the Elderly Couple who run the Daycare center to the south of Goldenrod, I've decided what I am going to do! Here is what I am doing with my Pokemon:
TEAM
Koff Koff the Koffing (formally a Weezing)
Missile the Raichu
Giggles the Quagsire
Pearl the Sunflora
Stache the Heracross
Pokemon Andrew (Aipom) the Aipom
BOX
The Dying Kangaskhan
The Scrambler the Exeggutor
Tubbo The Fatguy the Snorlax
"Shitty Duck" the Farfetch'd
Girly the Hitmonchan
Prisoner of War the Tentacruel
DAYCARE
Simon the Poliwhirl
Garfunkel the Magmar
Originally I wanted Simon & Garfunkel to come along with me, but they insisted they stay behind so they could work together on some new albums (of attacks), and they said the Daycare would be the best place to do so. I talked to the Oldman who runs the daycare and he told me that it was a bad idea to leave those two together, due to how incompatible they are. I responded by telling him he had caught a case of being a dumb oldman because that could never be true, Simon & Garfunkel are best friends! I'll keep you guys updated on them!
So I am setting off towards Mohagny Town to take on Morty there and meet up with Euisine to report that I completely forgot about looking for Suicune (I'll probably just lie and tell him I saw it run across the ocean, I think that would make him happy), as I do not feel like I can beat Whitney yet. Once I am stronger, I will defeat her and her sorcery!
Catch You Later
Purple Gitimall, Pokemon Trainer Victorious
P.S: I heard some guys in Black Outifts who called themselves "Teen Locket" (I might of misheard that, although I think Teen Locket is a boyband, so I am probably right) talking about Trainer Andrew ♂'s battle against Umbreon yesterday. It went something like this:
Guy 1: "Dude, did you see that guy fight an Umbreon yesterday?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, the special effects were pretty nice, but there wasn't any substance to the characters."
Guy 1: "Nuh-uh! Didn't you see the raw emotion between that guy and his Lickitung when his Master protected him from Umbreon's assault of Faint Attacks."
Guy 2: "But why did any of that happen? It was just one big battle that had no point and was just thrown out onto the market to score a quick buck."
Guy 1: "You only say that because you didn't read the story leading up to the event."
Guy 2: "I shouldn't have to read something else to get the full effect of a piece. Everything should be self contained."
Guy 1: "You're dumb. I hate you."
Meowth: "Meowth, that's right!"
AHARCEUSFUCKSHITWHATWHYOHMYEUSINEWHYISTHERESOMUCHBLOOD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
I remember now, I gutted this Kangaskhan and left it to rot in my PC. I will get a tattoo reminding me I have a Dying Kangaskhan in the box, so I never have to through that again.
So after talking it out with Koff Koff and the guys, and meeting the Elderly Couple who run the Daycare center to the south of Goldenrod, I've decided what I am going to do! Here is what I am doing with my Pokemon:
TEAM
Koff Koff the Koffing (formally a Weezing)
Missile the Raichu
Giggles the Quagsire
Pearl the Sunflora
Stache the Heracross
Pokemon Andrew (Aipom) the Aipom
BOX
The Dying Kangaskhan
The Scrambler the Exeggutor
Tubbo The Fatguy the Snorlax
"Shitty Duck" the Farfetch'd
Girly the Hitmonchan
Prisoner of War the Tentacruel
DAYCARE
Simon the Poliwhirl
Garfunkel the Magmar
Originally I wanted Simon & Garfunkel to come along with me, but they insisted they stay behind so they could work together on some new albums (of attacks), and they said the Daycare would be the best place to do so. I talked to the Oldman who runs the daycare and he told me that it was a bad idea to leave those two together, due to how incompatible they are. I responded by telling him he had caught a case of being a dumb oldman because that could never be true, Simon & Garfunkel are best friends! I'll keep you guys updated on them!
So I am setting off towards Mohagny Town to take on Morty there and meet up with Euisine to report that I completely forgot about looking for Suicune (I'll probably just lie and tell him I saw it run across the ocean, I think that would make him happy), as I do not feel like I can beat Whitney yet. Once I am stronger, I will defeat her and her sorcery!
Catch You Later
Purple Gitimall, Pokemon Trainer Victorious
P.S: I heard some guys in Black Outifts who called themselves "Teen Locket" (I might of misheard that, although I think Teen Locket is a boyband, so I am probably right) talking about Trainer Andrew ♂'s battle against Umbreon yesterday. It went something like this:
Guy 1: "Dude, did you see that guy fight an Umbreon yesterday?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, the special effects were pretty nice, but there wasn't any substance to the characters."
Guy 1: "Nuh-uh! Didn't you see the raw emotion between that guy and his Lickitung when his Master protected him from Umbreon's assault of Faint Attacks."
Guy 2: "But why did any of that happen? It was just one big battle that had no point and was just thrown out onto the market to score a quick buck."
Guy 1: "You only say that because you didn't read the story leading up to the event."
Guy 2: "I shouldn't have to read something else to get the full effect of a piece. Everything should be self contained."
Guy 1: "You're dumb. I hate you."
Meowth: "Meowth, that's right!"
Saturday, July 2, 2011
Purple, Johto Day 53: The Tale of NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THE BIKE SHOP! ANDREW AND HIS STUPID BLACK EEVEE (IM NOT A RACIST BUT I HATE UMBREON (It actually wouldn't be a case of racism anyways, it would fall under speciesism, which is a different sect of prejudice) DESTROYED THE ONE AND ONLY THING I HOLD SACRED IN THIS WORLD (aside from the rest of Johto and a lot of other things). I MAD. I SO MAD. THIS BIKE SHOP WAS THE BEST OF US.
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Catch You Later!
Purple Gitimall, Pokemon Trainer Victorious
P.S: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Catch You Later!
Purple Gitimall, Pokemon Trainer Victorious
P.S: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
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