Okay, so it was actually a forest, but jungle fun is so much more fun. There were a bunch a these cool trees that when you HEADBUTT them (I think that may be a Pokemon move, but I seem to be able to do it just fine! (OH GOD GUYS, I JUST REALIZED THAT I MAY HAVE POKEMON DNA FROM TAKING THAT RIDE IN THE POKEMON CENTER MACHINE AFTER I CUT MY PENIS OFF IN CELADON SO I COULD FIGHT ERIKA (that sounds kinda dumb now that I have typed it out in all capitals, so it's probably just a case of me being such a good Pokemon Trainer that the pokemon have allowed me to learn their moves!))) pokemon tumble out sometimes, and it was so much fun to do that I may have spent the last few days doing. All of the Pokemon looked pretty weak so I didn't bother with them, but there were 2 I caught that seemed interesting: Stache the Heracross and Pokemon Andrew (Aipom) the Aipom.
I named Stache like I did because he looked like if he were to grow a moustache, it would be pretty bitchin'.
I named Pokemon Andrew (Aipom) like I did because when I saw him I could have sworn it spoke to me, something about how Trainer Andrew ♂ and I were destined to awake the sleeping legends of Johto, that didn't strike me as too odd as Pokemon say weird things all the time (the Paras in Ilex Forest have potty mouths by the way). I guess saying "I named Pokemon Andrew (Aipom) like I did..." followed by what I told you doesn't make much sense now that I think about it, the actual reason I named him that way was that his tuft of hair reminded me of my bestest good buddy in the world: Koff Koff. Unfortunately, Koff Koff is already the name of one of my pokemon, so I figured Trainer Andrew ♂ wouldn't mind a little bastardization on his name (that's what are friends for anyways)!
As I made my way to the exit, I was jumped by a pokemon! It was a Poliwhirl that hopped out of the small pond by the exit! This guy had something in his eyes that made me want to send out Garfunkel (My Magmar, just in case you forgot that he existed like I did), and I couldn't have been anymore correct.The two walked over to each other, then rather than blasting each other with magic (which was lame by the way), they shook hands and gave a look of "Hey dude, I know we won't always agree all the time but (for now) I think we should be best friends and do pokemon stuff together". I don't know, the look was pretty vague (maybe they were hungry?) but that's what I got from it.
I caught that Poliwhirl, and I gave him the only name that came to mind: Simon. Anyways, I am getting close to Goldenrod, so I am going to check out my new pokemon.
Catch You Later!
Purple Gitimall, Pokemon Trainer Victorious
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