When I last visited Goldenrod City, I was defeated by the Gym Leader Whitney (who is incredibly pretty despite being so normal). I was able to defeat Birdboy and Bugirlboy so easily! Why is she such so powerful compared to them? Maybe she is actually the strongest Gym Leader in Johto and was put in a town you see early on in the game to develop a plot twist that she is actually the leader of a mafia organization? Does she have seperate pokemon that she uses on more powerful challengers to balance out the difficulty of the game to create an interactive expierence and gives reason for certain Gym Leaders to be so incompetly weak compared to others? What could her secret be!? I must find out!
On my way over to the Gym I saw Trainer Andrew ♂ and Miss Lickitung (who, if I may be so bold to say it, was looking pretty good (for a pokemon (Dat Tounge))) doing something important (I could tell it was important because they weren't going to town on each others faces, gambling, and/or drinking, which after being with them on the S.S. Anne for so long, I have learned is the only thing they actually do). I figured now would be a good time to give him a special item for his Eevee (which I hope he didn't go ahead and train during Twilight hours forcing it to evlove into both Espeon and Umbreon, which would split it's personality into two halves: Good and Evil (I just noticed I use parenthesis a lot (another one for fun~)))! This item is called the Normal Stone that my dad discovered while working at Nintendo (and not an Evil Organization by the name of Team Missile who were rivals to Team Rocket but they really sucked so they were all killed off which would explain why both of my parents are dead, but no that would be really dumb, especially if that somehow got a legendary poke, such as Rayquaza, into the mix. WORKS OF FICTION. DUMB FICTION.), which allows an Eevee to evolve into Double Eeveon (it totally exists by the way), or it could even reverse the silly situation I mention earlier if it were to ever happen (and it wouldn't).
I walked up to Trainer Andrew ♂ and punched him in the gut (I actually handed him the stone while doing this (it had to be done this way so the Jennys wouldn't see (the Normal Stone may or may not be crystalized Energy Powder (which may or may not be Cocaine))), and whispered into his ear, "We must awaken the sleeping Birds, my brother." I don't know why I said it, but I thought it would be funny (it wasn't).
Uh oh, I forgot what I was doing. I'll try again tomorrow.
Catch You Later!
Purple Gitimall, Pokemon Trainer Victorious
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