It had been many a year (according to him, it had actually been 9 days time) since Purple had been locked away to
toil within the shrine of Celebi. No matter how much he struggled, the door proved to have max ivs, max evs, and a beneficial nature in the Not Being Opened stat (doors have different stat layouts than Pokemon do (although they grow in a similar way (it's the base code of the universe you see (don't tell anybody that I told you (it would be very rude of you))))).
“THIS PLACE IS SO FUCKING CRAMPED. I AM SO HUNGRY. LIVING HURTS IN HERE.” Purple whined (like a bitch).
He knew he had to escape or his life would end here (don't worry folks, he'll makes it out fine and goes on to live a nice life, settles down, and is never seen by anybody ever again)! But what was this Gitimall to do? How could he, silly ol' Purple Gitimall, do to outwit Celebi, the Time Traveling Guardian of the Forest?!
toil within the shrine of Celebi. No matter how much he struggled, the door proved to have max ivs, max evs, and a beneficial nature in the Not Being Opened stat (doors have different stat layouts than Pokemon do (although they grow in a similar way (it's the base code of the universe you see (don't tell anybody that I told you (it would be very rude of you))))).
“THIS PLACE IS SO FUCKING CRAMPED. I AM SO HUNGRY. LIVING HURTS IN HERE.” Purple whined (like a bitch).
He knew he had to escape or his life would end here (don't worry folks, he'll makes it out fine and goes on to live a nice life, settles down, and is never seen by anybody ever again)! But what was this Gitimall to do? How could he, silly ol' Purple Gitimall, do to outwit Celebi, the Time Traveling Guardian of the Forest?!
Well he may of not known it himself, but thanks to the way Celebi executed it's prank, Purple had a chance. Celebi had frozen time within his own time-line, creating an alternate time-line where the universe exists without Purple Gitimall, but if you were to ignore that time-line, and instead focus on returning the march of time to the frozen time-line, then he would have a chance! Unfortunately though, Purple Gitimall does not think in terms eloquent enough to figure such a situation out and then be able to solve it.
But thanks to that magical quality that has kept our friend alive for so long (dumb-luck), he had started to forge the beginnings of his escape whether he knew it or not! He had shimmied into a position where he had access to his laptop where he discovered some of the effects of Celebi's Prank.
“How am I supposed to get Trainer Andrew ♂ and/or Pink to come save me if the blog won't let me post (it claims that my time-stream code is incorrect! Since when did I need one of those to put a post up!)!”
So he did what any Gitimall would: he avoided the problem all together by creating a new blog. This action, while freeing up his inability to post, also created a new new time-stream for all of us to coexist in (although all of his old friends are forever frozen in time, nobody will notice though, so thegood guys protagonists win). Exciting, if I do say so myself.
The shrine doors burst open and with their violent outburst Purple came tumbling out.
“Oh. I guess I just needed to hit it harder. Well, time to go to Goldenrod and never mention this ever again. Good bye Celebi! I hope we meet again (even though I hate you just a little bit (only the tiniest bit though))!”
Purple walked on for a bit, and then looked back at the shrine, mostly oblivious to what had actually just happened.
“Come on Koff Koff! If you stay behind I'll never get you to evolve (again)!”
Well, that's my cue to go. It's been fun regaling this tale to you in real-time. I was even more fun learning to type with my face. Catch you later, Storylovers!
“How am I supposed to get Trainer Andrew ♂ and/or Pink to come save me if the blog won't let me post (it claims that my time-stream code is incorrect! Since when did I need one of those to put a post up!)!”
So he did what any Gitimall would: he avoided the problem all together by creating a new blog. This action, while freeing up his inability to post, also created a new new time-stream for all of us to coexist in (although all of his old friends are forever frozen in time, nobody will notice though, so the
The shrine doors burst open and with their violent outburst Purple came tumbling out.
“Oh. I guess I just needed to hit it harder. Well, time to go to Goldenrod and never mention this ever again. Good bye Celebi! I hope we meet again (even though I hate you just a little bit (only the tiniest bit though))!”
Purple walked on for a bit, and then looked back at the shrine, mostly oblivious to what had actually just happened.
“Come on Koff Koff! If you stay behind I'll never get you to evolve (again)!”
Well, that's my cue to go. It's been fun regaling this tale to you in real-time. I was even more fun learning to type with my face. Catch you later, Storylovers!
Koff Koff, the Koffing (formally Weezing)
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