Purple, Johto Day 52: The Tale Of How I Remembered What I Was Doing Yesterday

I remember now! Yesterday I was going to ask Whitney why she is so strong! What reason could it be? I would state several possibilities, but I did that yesterday. But because I like you people SO MUCH, I will detail several scenarios that could possibly be true:

1. She is an Ex-Elite Four member.
2. At one time she may have been a man.
3. Her legs are Robonic.
4. Her hair isn't naturally pink.
5. Push-Up Bra.
6. Her Miltank is actually a Taruos in disguise to be able to get into the women league Pokemon battles.

There are our situations! Letsa go!

"Hey Whitney, why are you so powerful?"

"Well Hun, I always send out Clefairy first and have her use Metronome over and over until she faints (to soften the enemies), and then I have Miltank use Rollout until all of your Pokemon are dead (and if she almost dies, I have her use Milkdrink~)."

What the fuck was that. A strategy? A STRATEGY. POKEMON. STRATEGY. NO.

I am going to rid myself of this rage. I'll take a visit to the Goldenrod Bike Shop, the Jem of Goldenrod. Truly, if anything were to ever happen to the Goldenrod Bike Shop, the entirety of Johto would collapse upon the crushing weight of it's own sadness.

Catch You Later!

Purple Gitimall, Pokemon Trainer Victorious