Purple, Johto Day 54: The Tale Of How I Organized My Pokemon!

I've decided I needed to organize my Pokemon. So I am going to look through my PC, and figure out who shall be on my team! Whats that? I have a Kangaskhan in the PC! That's awesome! Let me just pull it out-

AHARCEUSFUCKSHITWHATWHYOHMYEUSINEWHYISTHERESOMUCHBLOOD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

I remember now, I gutted this Kangaskhan and left it to rot in my PC. I will get a tattoo reminding me I have a Dying Kangaskhan in the box, so I never have to through that again.

So after talking it out with Koff Koff and the guys, and meeting the Elderly Couple who run the Daycare center to the south of Goldenrod, I've decided what I am going to do! Here is what I am doing with my Pokemon:

TEAM
Koff Koff the Koffing (formally a Weezing)
Missile the Raichu
Giggles the Quagsire
Pearl the Sunflora
Stache the Heracross
Pokemon Andrew (Aipom) the Aipom

BOX
The Dying Kangaskhan
The Scrambler the Exeggutor
Tubbo The Fatguy the Snorlax
"Shitty Duck" the Farfetch'd
Girly the Hitmonchan
Prisoner of War the Tentacruel

DAYCARE
Simon the Poliwhirl
Garfunkel the Magmar

Originally I wanted Simon & Garfunkel to come along with me, but they insisted they stay behind so they could work together on some new albums (of attacks), and they said the Daycare would be the best place to do so. I talked to the Oldman who runs the daycare and he told me that it was a bad idea to leave those two together, due to how incompatible they are. I responded by telling him he had caught a case of being a dumb oldman because that could never be true, Simon & Garfunkel are best friends! I'll keep you guys updated on them!

So I am setting off towards Mohagny Town to take on Morty there and meet up with Euisine to report that I completely forgot about looking for Suicune (I'll probably just lie and tell him I saw it run across the ocean, I think that would make him happy), as I do not feel like I can beat Whitney yet. Once I am stronger, I will defeat her and her sorcery!


Catch You Later
Purple Gitimall, Pokemon Trainer Victorious

P.S: I heard some guys in Black Outifts who called themselves "Teen Locket" (I might of misheard that, although I think Teen Locket is a boyband, so I am probably right) talking about Trainer Andrew ♂'s battle against Umbreon yesterday. It went something like this:

Guy 1: "Dude, did you see that guy fight an Umbreon yesterday?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, the special effects were pretty nice, but there wasn't any substance to the characters."
Guy 1: "Nuh-uh! Didn't you see the raw emotion between that guy and his Lickitung when his Master protected him from Umbreon's assault of Faint Attacks."
Guy 2: "But why did any of that happen? It was just one big battle that had no point and was just thrown out onto the market to score a quick buck."
Guy 1: "You only say that because you didn't read the story leading up to the event."
Guy 2: "I shouldn't have to read something else to get the full effect of a piece. Everything should be self contained."
Guy 1: "You're dumb. I hate you."
Meowth: "Meowth, that's right!"