It began at dawn.
I had been traveling for a long time and found myself at a place called Bellsprout Tower, where a bunch of people pray to Bellsprouts. Why? Because Bellsprouts hold the secret answers of the universe. They know how it all began and how it will end. They are also very very tasty. Chewy the Totodile has eaten three. I also caught one for him to eat later. I'm thinking of calling the Bellsprout a name. How does Supper sound?
My next stop was the first Pokémon Gym of Johto. It was a large place full of birds and lots and lots of birdshit. It was everywhere. On the floor. On the walls. On the ceiling and on people's heads and shoulders. The whole place stank but our noses had been in the cold too long. Chewy and I ventured further into the gym. Chewy cleared the way of much and trainers, drowning two and making the interior gleam as if it were new.
It was then when I met the Gym Leader.
He loved birds, way too much. He was in the process of...
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While they... performed, I ordered Chewy to steal the Pokémon Gym badge.
We were successful but then we had to run. We raced across the floor and out of the building, then bumped into Silver, my cousin. He's a nice nice nice nice, NICE NICE NICE NICE awful nasty trainer. He had stolen a Chikorita and challenged me to a duel. I had never seen a Pokémon swallow another Pokémon whole until today. Silver is unhappy and promised to challenge me once again, hinting that the city of Goldenrod was presently being attacked by Team Rocket.
This might be relevant to me.
Nurse Pink Joy McQueen
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